CONOR MC GREGOR.

" I am the Ultimate fighter , Mc Gregor,"
"I am a  fearsome Irish Warrior ".
"I just get in there and do what I Do,"
"I always get Cheered never a Boo".
"I want to win and make loads of Money,"
"So when I retire I can live in a place that's Sunny."
"When I win the World Title ,I will still be that guy from Dublin."
"We will drink Champagne and everyone will be Bubbling."

MY GUARDIAN ANGEL (a)

"Angela, Thanks for looking after ME",
"I am very grateful as you can SEE".
"You are always there to help me OUT",
"You are my Guardian Angel without a DOUBT".




(by a grateful woman to her daughter-in-law)

MOUSE IN THE HOUSE

"Jaysus,Whats that scratching NOISE?",
"Ah it's Carter playing with his TOYS".
"I dunno,Tom,It doesn't sound very NICE",
"Rosie,Its not Carter,We have MICE",
"Girls,Pack your bags,We're off to KITS",
"If I stay here,I'll end up in BITS".

Brendan Carroll

19 January at 06:44 · Dublin