LOUIE LOUIE

Sixth of March was the Date,
When after a few hours Wait,
We were filled with lots of Joy,
When Keith rang and said ,"It's a Boy",
We all had new titles to our Name,
All were different, none the Same,
Gramps,Nanny,Father and Mother,
Also Auntie,Uncle and big Brother,
Parents were happy with their Louie,
When Bradley heard he went ," Whoopee",

We were all excited and full of Cheer,
We went to the pub and drank some Beer,
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Louie is now one year Old,
He is lovely and as good as Gold,
He's full of beans and bouncing Around,
He loves to crawl and roll on the Ground,
The months have flown, it's gone so Fast,
But i have to say ,it's been a Blast,
He has made us all so very Happy,
Except when we have to change a dirty Nappy.

LAST NIGHT IN SPAIN.

Bear says,"Lads this is the last night of our TRIP",
"Lets go out now and go on the RIP".
"Panda , your going on the WINE",
"Ah ,no ,I don't want to be DYING".
They jump into the lift and go to the bottom FLOOR.
The lift stops and Peacock goes out the DOOR.
Bear takes his time and the doors start to SHUT,
Bull says "Bear, move your big BUTT".
The Bear spins around and bursts thru the DOOR,

The lift creaks and springs land on the FLOOR.
The doors slam shut leaving Panda and the BULL,
One thing is certain,With the Bear its never DULL.
"Don't panic lads,I'll get youse OUT",
Says Bear with a big loud SHOUT.
Panda and Bull are stuck,they're in a JAM,
They look at each other they are so CALM.
Peacock goes to get some help to come DOWN,
Bear runs at the doors to break them DOWN.

The  lift shudders with the force of the BEAR.
They hear a voice,"Senor ,there is no one in THERE".


Peacock had got the Maintenance MAN,
"What's the story,"What's the PLAN ?".
Says Bear,"Panda and the Bull are in there,are you WIDE?".
"Senor,you are joking,a Panda and a Bull INSIDE"?".
"No,no they are my brothers,get them OUT",
"Senor,calm down, there is no need to SHOUT".
Manuel tries his keys but to no AVAIL,
Panda and Bull are fed up they want to BAIL.
"Senor,I have done my best,I can do no MORE",
"Hump this",says Bear as he charges the DOOR,
The doors spring open HALFWAY,
The Bear had just saved the DAY.
Panda and Bull get out at long LAST,
They hit the Bar and have a BLAST.

CONOR MC GREGOR.

" I am the Ultimate fighter , Mc Gregor,"
"I am a  fearsome Irish Warrior ".
"I just get in there and do what I Do,"
"I always get Cheered never a Boo".
"I want to win and make loads of Money,"
"So when I retire I can live in a place that's Sunny."
"When I win the World Title ,I will still be that guy from Dublin."
"We will drink Champagne and everyone will be Bubbling."

MY GUARDIAN ANGEL (a)

"Angela, Thanks for looking after ME",
"I am very grateful as you can SEE".
"You are always there to help me OUT",
"You are my Guardian Angel without a DOUBT".




(by a grateful woman to her daughter-in-law)

MOUSE IN THE HOUSE

"Jaysus,Whats that scratching NOISE?",
"Ah it's Carter playing with his TOYS".
"I dunno,Tom,It doesn't sound very NICE",
"Rosie,Its not Carter,We have MICE",
"Girls,Pack your bags,We're off to KITS",
"If I stay here,I'll end up in BITS".

Brendan Carroll

19 January at 06:44 · Dublin

BROWN SHAMPOO.

I went to the Barbers TODAY,
Got a Haircut and was on my WAY.
I walked up the road to my CAR,
It was parked nearby not that FAR.
I felt a large Raindrop on my HEAD,
It felt heavy like a lump of LEAD.
I put my hand up and got  such a FRIGHT,
It wasn't a Raindrop but a lump of Bird's SHITE.

WATER POEM

Thousands gathered in Dublin town TODAY,
"We're sick of Taxes,We won't PAY ."
We voiced our anger at our leader, ENDA KENNY,
"You are not getting anything,Not a single PENNY".
Every year we have a new TAX,
Now it's for water and to flush our JAX.
Next they'll be taxing our AIR.
It;s gone crazy,It,s just not FAIR.